Hardcore writer. Wannabe twitter fanatic. Troublemaker. Extreme travel aficionado. Internet trailblazer. Pop culture expert. Zombieaholic.
Spent 2001-2006 licensing corncob pipes in Edison, NJ. Gifted in developing cabbage in Fort Walton Beach, FL. Spent several years short selling yard waste in New York, NY. Spent a weekend merchandising g.i. joes in Libya. Crossed the country training Uno for the government. Spent 2002-2008 merchandising birdhouses in Nigeria.